Jillian Claire Dennis314-223-9105Serial Adulterer. Chronic Mythomaniac. Homewrecker Extraordinaire. Insatiable Nymphomaniac and mother of three.Tramp-Stamp of Happy and Sad theatre faces. Bull tattoo on left shoulder. Triforce tattoo on left wrist. Breast Cancer tattoo on left breast. Birth flowers of her family (including ex-fiancé) on her left flank and belly to cover up the name of a previous lover. Old English “J” initial near her crotch. Squid tattoo on her left and inner-thigh. Has cheated her way out of literally every single relationship she has ever had. Flirts shamelessly with any male that wants her. Is well practiced at betraying good men that take excellent care of her displaying no remorse. Will castigate you constantly to her family because she thrives on negative attention. Starts fights when she begins affairs in preparation to leave. Will lie to law enforcement and family to make her current man seem like a scum-bag. Stays out until 8 in the morning wasted while her three children and Loyal Chump are wondering if she is dead in a ditch. Drives drunk and high with toddlers. Invites lovers over to sleep in her current man’s bed and screw all over the furniture. Tells herself she’s a good person when her tacky lover sleeps where her Loyal Chump used to. Tells no-one the truth lest they judge her harshly. Sleeps like a baby in spite of her poor character. Dresses like a thrift-store hipster. Beware this merciless unconscionable strumpet at all costs. Will infect you with Herpes, HPV, and Chlamydia.